Through the digital power of the internet, I am able to peer across space and time! Through the power of currency, you can guide my wacom pen. Kinda. You can make me draw you a creature*. That’s still pretty cool!

After payment clears, I'll hit you up and you can tell me about 3 really cool creatures* you'd like to see me take a crack at, and send any reference you wanna make sure I have.

Or you can tell me to go nuts, and you'll GET WHAT YOU GET. Which will either be ONE creature, or an ENTIRE 8.5x11 PAGE worth of creatures delivered digitally to your inbox.

You can give me a theme - like birds or fish or dragons or...whatever. But I'm gonna do what I'm gonna do, and you're gonna get whatever that is.

*NO. PETS. These are NOT pet commissions.

**This is.a digital commission available for PERSONAL USE ONLY. Tattoo waivers are available upon request!

WTF IS THAT?!

Digital Copies of Physical Things

Gimme $40 and I Will Tell You How You'll Die

Hey, you! Yeah! You!

Social media sucks! But you know what's cool?

Newsletters.

Wanna sign up for mine?