CLACK CLACK CLACK!
You KNOW how it is. This isn't...just a NORMAL book full of Schnappviecher, Wudden, or CLACKS! It's a 24 page accordion book that's 5ft long. That's 60 inches. That's like, 152 centimeters! OR! 1.524 meters. OR! .001524 Kilometers, which doesn't SOUND as impressive, until you flip the book over and realizes that its DOUBLE. SIDED.
THAT'S RIGHT. A technical 10 feet of clacking! A little over 3 meters!
But if you're like...damn Marie, that book is TOO. BIG. Where will I put it? On your shelf! You can fold it , tie it up (your ribbon will be RED, not white), and slide it right on in there with the rest of your tomes. Same goes for you, retailers. Wink. Wink. HMU for that discount code.)*