CLACK CLACK CLACK! (Crowdfundin' NOW!)
$1,340.00 raised of $5,500.00 goal
This product will only be produced if at least $5,500.00 is contributed by December 23, 2022 23:55 (Central Time (US & Canada))
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(Another bootleg kickstarter campaign*)
CLACK! CLACK! CLACK! CLACK CLACK CLACK! CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK! CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK! CLACK!!
(THEY'RE BACK! And they are FINALLY a book. But...you know me. You KNOW how it is. This isn't...just a NORMAL book full of Schnappviecher, Wudden, or CLACKS! It's a 24 page accordion book that's 5ft long. That's 60 inches. That's like, 152 centimeters! OR! 1.524 meters. OR! .001524 Kilometers, which doesn't SOUND as impressive, until you flip the book over and realizes that its DOUBLE. SIDED.
THAT'S RIGHT. A technical 10 feet of clacking! A little over 3 meters!
But if you're like...damn Marie, that book is TOO. BIG. Where will I put it? On your shelf! You can fold it , tie it up (your ribbon will be RED, not white), and slide it right on in there with the rest of your tomes. Same goes for you, retailers. Wink. Wink. HMU for that discount code.)*
CLACK CLACK CLACK!
$20 - CLACK! Just the book!
$30 - CLACK CLACK! The book + a bootleg kickstarter exclusive, signed/numbered 2x4 Schnappviecher wood-print ornament.
- $50 - CLACK CLACK CLACK! The book + ornament + a Here Comes Trouble screen-printed shirt.
NOTE: These items are a pre-order - but are expected to ship the second week of December.