Super Secret Mystery Medical Costs Shirt

 WHO KNOWS HOW MUCH IT’S GONNA BE!

Help me fight future medical costs AND cover your flamin’ hot bod! WHOO WHEE! 

Vat Skum -  a black shirt with a white vat skum on it! This vat skum’s got an axe! (to slice my medical debt!) 

SUPER SECRET MYSTERY SHIRT - which fish will it be? You won’t know ‘till it arrives! 

SUPER SECRET MYSTERY SHIRT REVEALED! - You’ll get a copy of BOTH* shirts! And they'll cost you $10 less! 

*Discount automatically applies when you buy TWO of them! 

** wanna write me a gift letter? It'll help my financial aid situation out a BUNCH! I gotta prove to Wash U, BJC, and Northwestern that ya'll gave me money to keep my husband alive.