DEATH TO THE WIZARD KINGS! Windbreaker
SEVERED IS THE HEAD THAT WEARS THE CROWN.
This is a WINDBREAKER. It will protect you against the wind but NOTHING else. Weapons of all sorts, fire, and the careless cruel words of others are still able to reach your fleshy middle through the 100% polyester fabric with interior water resistant coating, the zipper, scuba neck, elastic cuffs, and welt pockets. Perhaps this is because there is no lining - perhaps human bodies are just weak.
However, we will not leave you defenseless. Upon your back Pit Pit raises their sword up and reminds all that would look upon you that power is fleeting and death will come to those who use it to harm others, it will strike fear into the hearts of those who wish you harm and inspire those who fight alongside you. Upon your arm we have placed Hate Pit’s sword and upon your chest Pit Pit’s Wizard Eye, a reminder that you are not alone in this fight, that Death will come to the Wizard Kings.
These images will be screen-printed by the hands of a friend in the USA. We are grateful to them.
DEATH TO THE WIZARD KINGS.